George Ouzounian

George Ouzounian (born March 27, 1978), known online as Maddox, is an American blogger, satirist and writer. In 2006 he wrote the book "The Alphabet of Manliness" which ranked number 2 in New York Times Best Seller List in the "Advice, How-To, and Miscellaneous" category and number 1 on Amazon.com's sales chart. He is a slightly well known personality on the internet, who achieved a small amount of fame due to his website "The Best Page in the Universe". The websites consists of satirical ramblings about society, manliness, pirates, celebrities, fat people, Garfield etc.