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Fake Artist Statement #6: George W. Bush
(compiled from actual quotes)
I was raised in West Texas, in the middle of the desert, a long way away from anywhere, hardly. I&rsquo;m the commander &mdash; see, I don&rsquo;t need to explain. I&rsquo;m the decider. I&rsquo;m not very analytical. You know I don&rsquo;t spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things. I&rsquo;m the master of low expectations. I talk to families who die. I tell people, let&rsquo;s don&rsquo;t fear the future, let&rsquo;s shape it. But oftentimes I&rsquo;m asked: Why?
In this job you&rsquo;ve got a lot on your plate on a regular basis; you don&rsquo;t have much time to sit around and wander, lonely, in the Oval Office, kind of asking different portraits, &lsquo;How do you think my standing will be?. I always jest to people, the Oval Office is the kind of place where people stand outside, they&rsquo;re getting ready to come in and tell me what for, and they walk in and get overwhelmed by the atmosphere. And they say &lsquo;man, you&rsquo;re looking pretty. They misunderestimated me.
For the viewers, there&rsquo;s no sun. This is still a dangerous world. It&rsquo;s a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mential losses. But I know what the story&rsquo;s about. I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans. There&rsquo;s no cave deep enough for America, or dark en