thedailywhat:

Print Ad Campaign of the Day: Taco Bell responds to an Alabama law firm&rsquo;s class-action lawsuit alleging their &ldquo;meat mixture&rdquo; is only 35% actual beef with a full-page ad in today&rsquo;s Wall Street Journal, USA Today, and New York Times, thanking their critics for suing them.
[huffpo.]

Well this makes me feel better&amp;#8230;
They did forget however, the 100% chance you&amp;#8217;ll enjoy a nice bathroom break afterwards.