humansofnewyork:

He had a large, gold-plated coat of arms pinned prominently to his lapel&mdash; the meaning of which he refused to disclose. He also threw up a bizarre three-fingered salute. I&rsquo;m not going to say conclusively that he&rsquo;s a reptilian invader cloaked in human form. But where there&rsquo;s smoke, there&rsquo;s fire.

The caption is making me laugh. A lot.