adventuresofcomicbookgirl:

bluejaybirdie:

yeah so i&rsquo;m pretty sure that if my parents had let me and my younger sister solve problems this way one of us would have killed the other in spartan-style combat sometime between the ages of 8 and 11

hey you&rsquo;re watching Sailor Moon!
EVERYONE I KNOW WILL GO TO THE DARK SIDE!

My mother always offered to buy us a set of boxing gloves &amp;#8220;if you&amp;#8217;re going to fight anyways.&amp;#8221; That would usually shut us both up for a little bit because we didn&amp;#8217;t actually want to physically maul each other. We could be so much crueler with our words. 