Head, Shoes, and Giraffe: 5 Ways to
 Appear Taller
 1. Mannequin
 head on top
 of your head
 2. Giraffe
 shoes
 3. Torso
 extensions
 4. Hover ominously
 Am big boy!
 5. Go back
 to 3rd grade
 obvious
 plant
me irl