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Steve: All right, right here. No, no, no. Shoulder&rsquo;s too thin, another 20 feet and we&rsquo;re good. Danno: Another 20 feet, I&rsquo;m gonna be in traction. Steve: What, you want to steer? Danno: Huh?&nbsp;Do I want to steer? No. I don&rsquo;t want to steer. I want to continue to push this three-ton hunk of metal up a hill in 95-degree weather! That&rsquo;s what I want to do. No, I don&rsquo;t want to steer. No. Yes, I&rsquo;ll steer, thank you. Nine miles. Nine miles. Nine miles! You&rsquo;ve been working on your dad&rsquo;s old wreck for six months, and you get nine miles out of it. I&rsquo;m very impressed. Steve: This is a classic car, and classic cars are temperamental. Danno: Temperamental? Steve: Just like you. Danno: No, no, no. That is an excuse. That is an excuse for poor automobile maintenance, my friend. Okay? This is a car. It is not &ldquo;temperamental.&rdquo; it is a product! When it stops working, you get another one. You understand? Steve: What happened to you, man? I mean, where&rsquo;s your sentimental side? There&rsquo;s nothing in there. Danno: I don&rsquo;t have a sentimental side. Okay? And if I did, it would be reserved for human beings, not dopey machines. Steve: Classic machines. Danno: Yeah, I know. One person&rsquo;s classic is another person&rsquo;s scrap metal. Steve: Well, thank you very much, Socrates.

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