&amp;quot;I have a problem with her Syracuse University sweatpants. She didn&amp;#39;t even go to Syracuse! Also, her excessive chromatic austerity. She always wears blacks, grays, whites. Like a Rembrandt. If she&amp;#39;s feeling crazy, she&amp;#39;ll wear navy blue.&amp;quot;
&amp;#8212;Hernan, 33, Albany, N.Y.