<p><strong>FIRST IMPRESSION: </strong>Budweiser may be the king of beers, but it's the least showy drink ever.</p>
<p><strong>TRANSLATION:</strong> This guy's not interested in impressing anyone. He'll make you feel at ease, but if you want someone complex, he's not your man.</p>
<p><strong>MASCOT:</strong> Richie in <em>Magic Mike</em></p>