Mentioned this Joel Stein parody article to a waitress at a pretty hip bar, and she decided to come back with this glass.

&amp;#8220;We do cocktails a little differently. Our mixologist takes artisinal moonshine, adds an ice cube larger than the glass it is in, mixes it with something you&amp;#8217;d never want in your cocktail &amp;#8230; and then, in the manner of an offended female character in a nineteen-thirties film, the mixologist will toss it right in your face.&amp;#8221;
