(via haveabeagle)
Marty McBeagle!
Again with the rocks? We&amp;#8217;ve been over this before!&nbsp; If you keep this up, I&amp;#8217;m going to have to stop bringing you to the beach.&nbsp; I know you think you&amp;#8217;re a big boy who can just jump and climb aroundwherever you want, but you&amp;#8217;re just a puppy!&nbsp; And so, you end up getting yourself into all these precarious positions.
What? Oh now you&amp;#8217;re sad because I said you&amp;#8217;re not a big boy.&nbsp; Don&amp;#8217;t give me that look. Don&amp;#8217;t do it. Put those puppy dog eyes away.&nbsp; Marty McBeagle, I just can&amp;#8217;t win with you.&nbsp; I do everything I can to make you happy, and part of that is making sure you&amp;#8217;re always safe.&nbsp; If you jumped off that rock and hurt yourself, think about how sad you&amp;#8217;d be then.&nbsp; Maybe you&amp;#8217;d break a paw and have to wear a cast, and then we&amp;#8217;d have to go to the vet (you hate the vet!) and they&amp;#8217;d stick one of those giant embarrassing plastic cones on your head and all the other puppies would laugh at you.&nbsp; You don&amp;#8217;t want that, right? Well neither do I, and that&amp;#8217;s why I&amp;#8217;m being so strict - it&amp;#8217;s all because I love you.
Stay right there, I&amp;#8217;ll get you off that rock in just a minute.&nbsp; We&amp;#8217;re going home.