Butters. Why can&#039;t kids today be like butters?.. South park gives the best advice My favourite is when Randy (finally) talks to stan about drugs, he says something along the lines of: &amp;quot;Ok, maybe marijuana Butters Why can&#039;t kids today be like butters? South park gives the best advice My favourite is when Randy (finally) talks to stan about drugs he says something along lines of: &amp;quot;Ok maybe marijuana