Girls, Omegle, and Gru: You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
 Hey omegle.com
 Неу
 First according to the height of a Minion (which
 is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall,
 which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall
 Furthermore if any of you remember the original
 Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when
 Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a
 series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then
 dodges them all. According to the speed of an
 average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size
 of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru
 can perceive and move at such a speed that the
 missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of
 their original speed. After this Gru punches a
 shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is
 probably shattered, to remind you it would
 require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to
 fracture the spine.
 Please continue.
The absolute size of gru