&lt;a href='https://twitter.com/WeirdHorse' target='_blank'&gt;@WeirdHorse&lt;/a&gt; isn't quite all there. This UK-based account gives Twitter users first-person updates on the life of Weird Horse, a stallion with a knack for accidentally crushing bugs, committing crude acts upon the rest of his farm's population and generally scarring the Twitterverse with unbelievably punny takes on song lyrics. Followers: 136,562