Programmer Humor: I WANT YOU TO TAKE
 OVER TED'S SOFTWARE
 UPGRADE. CAN YOU
 FINISH THAT IN A
 WEEK?
 ARE YOU KIDDING?
 IT WILL TAKE A WEEK
 JUST TO BAD-MOUTH
 IS
 THAT
 LIKE
 WATER
 TO A
 FISH
 HIS EXISTING CODE TNE
 EVER YONE WITHIN
 WALKING DISTANCE.
 NECES
 SARY?
Dilbert knows what's up.