dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Your dad played obscure musical instruments before you did and there&rsquo;s a sultry flute ballad about your mom to prove it. Everyone plays guitar, it&rsquo;s the English of instruments that frat dogs pick up to woo women with unoriginality. Your dad was a true musician, a virtuoso of cylindrical steel and The Pied Piper of panty dropping. His fingers could craft high notes that rang tree tops with euphoria, and sometimes he didn&rsquo;t even need his flute to do it.  So hipsters, next time you&rsquo;re red eyed at an Edward Sharpe an