surely: 9 /* Dear programmer:
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 When I wrote this code, only God and I knew how it
 worked.
 Now, only God knows it!
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 Therefore, if you are trying to optimize this
 routine and it fails (most surely it would).
 Please increase this counter as a warning for the
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makes me laugh and cry at the same time, I feel it.