Baked, Dank, and Fast Food: I feel like potatoes don't get enough
 recognition for their versatility.
 Breakfast? Hash browns.
 Fast food? Chips.
 Fancy dinner? Baked potato
 Holidays? Mashed potato.
 Relaxing at home? Crisps.
 Party time? Vodka.
 There's a potato for every occasion.
Potatoes.