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&lsquo;Huffington Post&rsquo; Employee Sucked Into Aggregation Turbine

&ldquo;We couldn&rsquo;t shut it down,&rdquo; continued Paxton, adding that the smell of mutilated remains mixed with raw Internet media was gag-inducing. &ldquo;If we had, it would have taken a full day for the technicians to reset it, and we couldn&rsquo;t risk missing a breaking story on Brody Jenner.&rdquo;
