The Sexist Illuminati Mind Control Conspiracy Behind Amanda Bynes&amp;#8217; Mental Breakdown
Amanda Bynes&rsquo;s reign of Twitter terror ended two weeks ago when authorities placed her on a 5150 psych hold for setting a fire in the driveway of an old lady rocking a bowl cut. Doctors have allegedly diagnosed her withschizophrenia, which would explain her proclivity for&nbsp;twerking on gym machines, calling&nbsp;Degrassi&nbsp;star Aubrey Graham ugly, and flitting around New York in a menagerie of tragic wigs. But this hasn&amp;#8217;t stopped a faction of&nbsp;the internet from believing Amanda is actually a victim of monarch mind control, an Illuminati practice&nbsp;widely used by the Walt Disney Corporation and Teen Nick to&nbsp;monetize and sexualize young starlets.
Supposedly developed in its current&nbsp;form&nbsp;by the C.l.A. to subdue American citizens, monarch mind control is being used by the Hollywood industrial complex to micro-manage child stars. The monarch mind control victims are called&nbsp;kittens&nbsp;and the executives and managers that control them are known as&nbsp;handlers. Supposedly, the handlers take a precocious kitten, such as an&nbsp;All That&nbsp;era Amanda Bynes, and subject her to mental and sexual abuse until her personality fractures and separates like a horcrux, making her unquestioning and compliant. The handlers then conclude the abuse with a weird&nbsp;Adams Family Values&nbsp;summer camp punishment, where the kitten&nbsp;watches&nbsp;The Wizard of Oz&nbsp;over and over again till submitting to her handlers gives her true happiness. After she turns 18, the handlers repeat these steps to transform her from a manageable performer into a&nbsp;highly profitable object of fantasy.
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