FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "I’m Counting On You, Son" published July 7, 2013 - Roger: Peter, do you have a second? I could use your help. Peter: Sure. Whatcha need? Roger: I'm thinking if I climb to the top of this ladder, stand on my tippy toes and lean out far enough, I can use this electric leaf trimmer to get rid of that annoying tree branch that keeps hitting the house when there's wind. Peter: Which branch? The one next to the power line? Roger: Yeah, that one. Peter: So what do you need me to do? Hold the ladder? Hand you the trimmer? Roger: Talk me out of trying this.