FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Golfing Brilliance" published April 3, 2022 - Transcript: Peter Fox: Why are you watching beginner golf videos? Roger Fox: I've come up with a brilliant plan. With Phil Mickelson taking "time away" from the PGA Tour, there's now an opening for a middle-aged-and-not-quite-skinny guy like me to take his shot. Peter Fox: Dad, I've golfed with you. No offense, but you're awful. Roger Fox: Yes, but that was me playing RIGHT-handed. To replace Phil, I'll be playing LEFT-handed. I'm a completely blank slate on that side. with proper instruction, who knows? I could be amazing! Which reminds me, I'll need to buy a set of lefty clubs. Peter Fox: Does 'brilliant" have a definition I'm not aware of? Roger Fox: I should probably put them on a credit card your mother doesn't see...