FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "A New Record" published January 3, 2016 - Andy: You're eating a kale salad?! Roger: It's one of my new year's resolutions. I want to eat more healthy stuff like kale than I have in years past. Andy: Hallelujah. Roger: I'm pretty much done. Want the rest? Andy: It looks like you've barely touched it. What about your resolution? Roger: I swallowed two bites. That was all I had to do.