&lt;b&gt;No. Just, no.&lt;/b&gt; I&#x27;m never going into water ever again. Even the shower. Sorry, everyone who has to smell me. All of these were caught by Jeremy Wade, the silver-fox madman who hosts &lt;a href=&quot;https://go.redirectingat.com?id=74679X1524629&amp;sref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fgavon%2F20-of-the-freakiest-fish-caught-on-river-monsters&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fanimal.discovery.com%2Ftv%2Friver-monsters%2F&amp;xcust=1497781%7CBFLITE&amp;xs=1&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;River Monsters&lt;/a&gt; on Animal Planet. And, yes, he