© Licensed to London News Pictures. 21 March 2014. London, England. Pictured: Nigel Harman as Simon. Photocall for the Simon Cowell X-Factor Musical "I Can't Sing!" written by Harry Hill and Steve Brown at the London Palladium. Directed by Sean Foley with Nigel Harman as Simon, Victoria Elliott as Jordy and Ashley Knight as Louis. Photo credit: Bettina Strenske/LNP