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Location of New York in the United States
Gun laws in New York regulate the sale, possession, and use of firearms and ammunition in the U.S. state of New York.
New York Civil Rights Law art. II, § 4 provides that "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. [1]
New York state law does not require a license to own or possess long guns, but does require a permit to legally possess or own a pistol. However, all firearms must comply with the NY SAFE Act, which bans guns considered "assault weapons" from ownership by private citizens, unless they were owned prior to the ban.
The City of New York has its own set of laws, and requires permits to own any long gun or pistol.[citation needed]
The U.S. Supreme Court case DC v. Heller 554 U.S. 570 (2008) ruled that "the right to bear arms" is an individual right and arms in common use are protected under the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution, and has further ruled that this right applies to residents in individual states in McDonald v. Chicago 561 U.S. 742 (2010).
In a 2012 ruling, a federal appeals court upheld New York's law requiring gun owners who seek a concealed weapon permit to prove a special need for protection; their decision in Kachalsky v. Cacace held that New York's laws do not violate the right to keep and bear arms.
In 2013, the United States Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit asked the New York Court of Appeals whether part-time state residents are eligible for a pistol permit. In Osterweil v. Bartlett 999 N.E.2d 516, the New York Court of Appeals answered that certified question in the affirmative.[2]
Contents
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1 Overview
2 Summary table
3 Handgun licensing
3.1 Overview
3.2 Application
3.3 Types of licenses and restrictions
3.4 Regional and cultural differences throughout the state
4 Assault weapons
4.1 Exceptions
5 New York City
6 Rifles and shotguns, antique handguns
7 Non-resident travel throughout the state
8 Federal protections
9 Miscellaneous laws
10 NY SAFE Act
11 See also
12 References
Overview[edit]
New York is generally perceived to be a highly restrictive state for purchasing, possessing, or carrying firearms. This is especially the case for New York City and its surrounding suburbs, and larger urban centers throughout the state where most New York State residents live and work. In contrast, most rural areas in New York State have relatively permissive firearms policies, particularly with respect to concealed carry.
Most of New York State's gun laws are covered in two sections of New York Penal Law: Article 265 - Firearms and Other Dangerous Weapons, and Article 400 - Licensing and Other Provisions Relating to Firearms. These laws ban handgun possession and provide exemptions, including individuals licensed to carry handguns or to possess them for other reasons, including sports, repair, or disposal. As the law's title indicates, New York's restrictive laws also apply to other items regarded as deadly weapons, such as certain chemical sprays, clubs, explosives, fireworks, knives, rockets, slingshots, stun guns, and throwing stars.
Statewide, New York enforces various firearm related prohibitions, many proscriptions similarly listed in the now-expired Federal Assault Weapons Ban.[3][4][5] On January 15, 2013, the state assault weapons ban was made more restrictive by the NY SAFE Act. Specified rifle magazines are banned: a) manufactured after 1994; and b) the magazine holds in excess of 10 rounds (handguns included). In December 2013, a federal judge ruled the seven-round magazine limitation is "'tenuous, straitened, and unsupported,' and therefore unconstitutional." Any semi-automatic rifle (with a detachable magazine) or shotgun (non-pump) with just one of these features are banned: 1) pistol grip; 2) bayonet lug; 3) telescoping or folding stock; 4) flash suppressor; 5) threaded barrel; or 6) grenade launcher.[6][7][8] The SAFE Act expanded the ban to add the following features: 7) muzzle brake (Dec 2014 Federal court All references to muzzle "brake" be stricken); 8) muzzle compensator; 9) thumbhole stock; and 10) foregrip.[9] All semi-automatic versions of assault-style rifles and shotguns purchased prior to January 15, 2013 are grandfathered, but must be registered within one year of the SAFE Act passage.[10]
Permits issued in New York are valid statewide, except in NYC, unless validated by the NYC police commissioner. A NYC concealed carry license is valid throughout the state. NY Penal Code 400 (6).[11][12]
For example, regardless of license, all New York residents with a concealed carry permit must still obtain a New York State Pistol Permit, apply for a purchase document for each handgun purchased, and may possess only those handguns the license holder has registered with the state.[7][8]
Summary table[edit]
Subject/Law
Long guns
Handguns
Relevant statutes
Notes
State permit to purchase? No Yes S 265.20, S 265.01 No NYS permit is required for long guns. Handguns require a permit. Permits are issued by County or State Supreme Court judges/justices outside of New York City, Nassau and Suffolk Counties, with a background check. Permits for those wanting to carry concealed are issued on a "may issue" basis, whereas permits to merely purchase and possess handguns in the home are issued on a "shall issue" basis. There is an application fee for each permit, as well as an amendment fee for each handgun added to the permit. NOTE: Different laws apply for NYC
Firearm registration? No Yes S 700.00, S 265.01 No registration for long guns. All handguns must be registered under a license. There is a $3 registration fee. Handguns are registered with purchase permit. The serial number and sale is noted down. It is illegal to possess any un-registered firearm. Antique weapons are exempted from this. All handguns must travel in the manner one's license is issued. No record is needed of previously owned handguns with law enforcement. *All rifles classified as assault weapons must be registered with the state by January 15, 2014. NOTE: Different laws apply for NYC
Owner license required? No Yes S 265.20, S 265.01 No license is required for long guns; however, New York State requires a license for handgun ownership. Handgun licenses are normally restricted to three types: residence or business premises permit (must issue generally), Target & Hunting, and Unrestricted Carry. Target and hunting allows carry while engaged in those activities. Unrestricted allows carry at any time. All permits issued outside of New York City are not valid in New York City EXCEPT for retired police and federal law enforcement officers with that status marked on their permit and for armored car guards on duty. The minimum age to be issued a handgun license is 21 unless you are a former or current member of the armed forces or law enforcement. NOTE: Different laws apply for NYC
Carry permits required? No Yes S 400.00 New York counties, and some police departments, issue pistol licenses on a "may issue" basis. Discretionary issuance policies vary widely across the state. Generally, it is harder to obtain a license in counties closer to large New York cities. Most counties that aren't a part of downstate New York have shall/reasonable issuance policies, but may administratively restrict time or place of carry (such as only for target shooting or hunting). It is not a crime to carry a weapon under a Target or Hunting permit for other purposes, but if caught or reported the permit will likely be revoked. Concealed carry without any kind of permit must be charged as a felony unless the weapon is unloaded and no ammunition for it is in possession of the person carrying. All permits are valid throughout the state, except in the City of New York, unless validated by the police commissioner of that city, NY Penal Law 400 (6). While New York law does not allow issuance of pistol licenses to non-residents, 2013 federal appeals court and State appeals court rulings clarified the residency requirement. This clarification allowed those domiciled outside of the state with a part-time residence in New York to be issued a permit at the discretion of the licensing officer.[2]
Assault weapon law? Yes Yes S 265.00, S 265.02 Possession of assault weapons is prohibited, except for those legally possessed on January 15, 2013 and registered with the state by January 15, 2014 or classified as an antique assault weapon. New York City, Buffalo, Albany, and Rochester have enacted their own assault weapon bans. Law enforcement and retired law enforcement are exempt from the assault weapons ban.
Magazine capacity restriction? Yes Yes § 265.02 Magazine size limited to 10 rounds. Law enforcement and retired law enforcement are exempt from the 10 round limit. Also exempt are antique high-quality magazines if registered to an associated antique assault weapon. Under the NY SAFE Act (signed on the 15th of January, 2013 by Gov. Andrew Cuomo) the magazine law was changed. A legal provision that mandated no more than 7 rounds that may be loaded into the magazine was struck down by a federal judge on December 31, 2013.
Title II (National Firearms Act) weapons restricted? Yes Yes S 265.02, S 265.02 Ownership of machine guns, suppressors, short-barreled rifles, and short-barreled shotguns are prohibited to the average citizen. Destructive devices are permitted except for rockets with greater than 3 ounces of propellant, which are prohibited. AOW's are legal to own but are still required to be on a pistol permit. AOW's disguised as non-firearms are illegal.
Open carry? Yes No S 265.35, S 265.01 The law is extremely vague on open carry. Open carry in public is not legal in most instances. While no law specifically bans open carry, a license to carry is issued to carry concealed as per penal law 400. Therefore, pistol permit holders must carry concealed. Open carry permitted while hunting and possibly on one's own property. Open carry of unloaded long guns is not explicitly prohibited by any law, but is generally not practiced.
Castle Doctrine Law? Yes* Yes* § 35.20 *New York has a castle doctrine law. It allows for the "use of (non-lethal) physical force in defense of premises and in defense of a person in the course of burglary." Lethal force is governed under §35.15.
State preemption of local restrictions? No No None New York preempts only handgun licensing.[13] Places such as Buffalo, Rochester, Albany, and most notably New York City have put in more restrictive gun laws, such as licensing of long guns and 5-round magazine limits.[14][15][16]
Peaceable journey laws? Yes Yes S 265.10 With certain restrictions (see below), most notably magazines are not exempt. Some law enforcement agencies (notably the New York State Police) do not recognize the federal Firearm Owners Protection Act, and may detain or arrest non-residents transporting firearms through New York in accordance with FOPA. Individuals in such situations would then have to use FOPA as an affirmative defense to firearms-related charges in court.
Background checks required for private sales? Yes Yes NY Gen Bus L § 898 (2012) For firearm transfers between private parties, a licensed dealer must conduct a background check, provide documentation of the check to the New York State Police, and keep a record of the transaction.[17]
NOTE: Different laws in New York City (see below)
Handgun licensing[edit]
Overview[edit]
The purchase of a handgun in New York is limited to only those individuals who hold a valid pistol permit issued by a county or major city within New York, and present to the seller a purchase document issued by the licensing authority, with the specific make, model, caliber, and serial number of the handgun indicated on the document. The possession of a handgun in New York is limited only to those individuals who hold a valid pistol license and are in possession of a registered handgun (one that appears on the license, indicating the specific make, model, caliber, and serial number of the handgun). The carry of a handgun in New York is limited only to those individuals who hold a valid pistol license, possess a registered handgun, and are carrying said handgun in compliance with the restrictions as they appear on the license and other applicable state and federal law.[7][8][18]
New York State Pistol Permits are not issued to out-of-state residents,[18] although New York will issue pistol licenses to part-time residents.[2] New York does not honor licenses or permits from any other states, although some states will recognize New York licenses without a formal agreement.[19]
Application[edit]
Application for a handgun license is made through an individual's county or major city of primary residence, usually the police or sheriff's department, or a separate licensing authority. In NYC, the licensing authority is the police commissioner. In Nassau and Suffolk counties on Long Island, the licensing officer is the county police commissioner or county sheriff, depending on where one resides. The licensing authority is a county court judge, or more rarely, a supreme court judge. State and FBI criminal records, along with state mental health records, are checked as part of the licensing process. In addition, applicants are required to supply four personal references from individuals unrelated to them by blood or marriage. These individuals may be required to fill out forms, varying in length by county, attesting to the applicant's "good character". Pistol license approvals can take from less than four months to more than six months, even though the law allows the licensing authorities no more than six months to process a license.[18]
Types of licenses and restrictions[edit]
Two types of pistol permits can be issued: possess on premises and concealed carry. Concealed carry permits may be restricted, but restrictions do not have the force of law. Permits issued outside of NYC are not valid in NYC unless a special license is issued granting validity.[20]
In addition to laws pertaining to the entire state, there are additional laws and statutes pertaining to licensing and permits in some of the major cities of the state.[21] However, NYC is the only place where an individual holding a valid New York State firearm license, obtained outside of NYC, who is traveling through NYC with a firearm must make no stops and must keep the firearm and ammo in separate locked containers that are not immediately accessible by the driver or any passengers during travel.
In New York State, pistol licenses are generally of two types: carry or premises-only.[18] "Premises-only" is the most common license issued in NYC and is supposed to be "Shall-Issue."[22] Restrictions can be placed on either of the above types of licenses; for example, many jurisdictions allow handgun license holders to carry handguns only while hunting (i.e., sportsman's license) and/or traveling to and from the range (i.e., target license).[18]
Regional and cultural differences throughout the state[edit]
Restrictions on handgun licenses in New York vary greatly from jurisdiction to jurisdiction. In contrast to "no carry" New York City, and some counties which only issue "to and from target shooting and hunting" licenses, many upstate counties issue unrestricted pistol licenses that allow unrestricted concealed carry of a loaded handgun (except at schools, court houses or courtrooms, and secure areas of airports).[citation needed]
This dichotomy in New York's handgun license policies (upstate rural vs. downstate urban) is an outgrowth of two specific cultural forces: the strength of home rule in the state and the tradition of the various hunting seasons in the rural counties.[citation needed]
Assault weapons[edit]
State law defines an assault weapon as:[23]
Semi-automatic rifles able to accept detachable magazines and one or more of the following:
Folding or telescoping stock
Pistol grip
Bayonet mount
Flash suppressor, or threaded barrel designed to accommodate one[9]
Grenade launcher (more precisely, a muzzle device that enables launching or firing rifle grenades, though this applies only to muzzle mounted grenade launchers and not those mounted externally).
Thumbhole stock[9]
A second handgrip or a protruding grip that can be held by the non-trigger hand[24]
Semi-automatic pistols with detachable magazines and one or more of the following:
Magazine that attaches outside the pistol grip
Threaded barrel to attach barrel extender, flash suppressor, handgrip, or suppressor
Barrel shroud that can be used as a handhold
Unloaded weight of 50 oz (1.4 kg) or more
A semi-automatic version of a fully automatic firearm
A folding, telescoping or thumbhole stock[25]
Semi-automatic shotguns with one or more of the following:[26]
Folding or telescoping stock
Thumbhole stock
A second handgrip or a protruding grip that can be held by the non-trigger hand
A fixed capacity in excess of 7 rounds
The ability to accept a detachable magazine
"Large capacity feeding device" is any belt, drum, strip, magazine, or similar instrument used to feed ammunition into a firearm that has a capability of holding more than ten rounds.[27]
Exceptions[edit]
The first exception for the previous assault weapons ban is that anything classified above is not an assault weapon if manufactured before September 13, 1994. However, with the new laws the only exception is for antique assault weapons that were manufactured 50 years prior to the current date. These firearms can still be continued to be purchased and sold so long as one registers them after purchasing them. This exemption also applies to high capacity magazines, although these must be specifically registered to the antique assault weapon. This loophole is the only way an ordinary citizen can still obtain assault weapons and high capacity magazines, such as G43's, older AR-15's, and M1 carbines (with bayonet lugs).
Police officers who are residents of the state may still own assault weapons and high capacity magazines. Retired police officers may also own assault weapons and high capacity magazines if they acquired them during the course of their career.[28]
Federally licensed firearms dealers that are licensed as a dealer or gunsmith under New York law may continue to possess assault weapons and high capacity magazines.
Military members stationed within the state may still bring assault weapons into the state provided the military member has approval from his or her command.
New York City[edit]
Subject/Law
Long guns
Handguns
Relevant statutes
Notes
Permit to purchase? Yes Yes § 1-03, § 1-04, §2-03, § 5-01, § 5-25 Rifle/Shotgun Permit and Pistol Permit are prerequisites to purchase handguns and long guns respectively. A separate "Purchase Authorization" is required to purchase a handgun from a dealer, and one may not purchase a handgun more than once every 90 days. One may not purchase a rifle or shotgun more than once every 90 days. Upon purchase of a 5th handgun, residents must show evidence of possession of a gun safe for storage of firearms.
Firearm registration? Yes Yes § 1-03, § 1-04, §2-03 Registration for all firearms in place.
Owner license required? Yes Yes § 1-03, § 1-04, §2-03, § 5-01 Owner licenses are required for all guns.
Carry permits required? Yes Yes § 5-01, § 5-03, § 5-04 Permits are usually only issued to retired LEOs, celebrities, and armed guards. State permits (without an NYC endorsement) and out-of-state permits are not valid for concealed carry in NYC. However, individuals with a New York State Permit that does not have an NYC endorsement may transport a firearm through the city en route to and from locations outside of the city. The firearm must be unloaded and the journey through the city must be continuous and uninterrupted.
Assault weapon law? Yes Yes § 10-301 More restrictive version of New York's state laws, with a 5-round magazine limit for long guns and 10 for handguns.
NFA weapons restricted? Yes Yes § 10-301 All NFA weapons are outlawed.
Peaceable Journey laws? Yes No §10-301 i, (1) A non-resident may be arrested by police for transporting weapons through NYC and then be forced to reference the federal Firearm Owners Protection Act as an affirmative defense to charges of Unlawful Possession of a Weapon. Non-residents of NYC may transit the city with a rifle or shotgun without a permit, provided the weapon is unloaded and the person leaves the city within 24 hours.
Residents of NYC who wish to obtain a pistol license must apply through the New York Police Department License Bureau at One Police Plaza in Lower Manhattan.[29] The choice of licenses are: Unrestricted Concealed Carry License, Restricted Business Carry License, and Restricted Premises-only License.[29] NYC Unrestricted Concealed Carry Licenses are valid throughout the rest of the state. Security guards and business people who regularly carry valuables may be issued a Restricted Business Carry License which is valid only while conducting the business specifically as it was described, in great detail, on the application for the license. NYC premises-only licenses are the licenses issued to average citizens who cannot show a need for self-defense greater than any another average citizen. They are clearly marked: RESTRICTED - NOT FOR CARRY and require the licensee to obtain special permission from the NYPD License Bureau to leave the city with the handgun, unless hunting with a valid hunter authorization card. Most licenses issued in NYC are for on-premises possession only, for self-defense within the home or business. Transporting the handgun to and from a target range is permitted, but the firearm must be unloaded and in a locked container directly to and from a range within city limits. Traveling through NYC with a license issued from another jurisdiction within the state must be done in accordance to law (locked box, in vehicle's trunk, no unnecessary stops).[7][8][29]
A person carrying a firearm without a valid permit in NYC could be charged with "criminal Possession of a Weapon in the Second Degree," a felony. Unlawfully carrying a firearm in NYC is typically punishable by a prison term of 3 1/2 years. A high-profile example of the penalties associated with New York's restrictive gun laws is the 2-year prison sentence served by former New York Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress, after pleading guilty to a charge of Unlawful Possession of a Weapon, stemming from his accidentally shooting himself in the leg at an NYC nightclub with a concealed handgun, at which he did not have a valid NYC concealed carry permit. At the time of the accidental shooting, Burress had a Florida concealed carry license, which is not valid in New York.
NYC's firearms policies require that special permission must be obtained from City Hall for military members to carry weapons while performing their official duties within the city limits. For example, in November 2012, then-mayor Michael Bloomberg denied a request by the New York National Guard for its members to carry service weapons to help maintain order in devastated parts of the city in the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy, calling the presence of armed service members in Brooklyn "a bad idea," and further stating, "The NYPD is the only people we want on the street with guns."[30] NYC's gun laws are currently being challenged by the New York State Rifle and Pistol Association in Federal Court, claiming the laws infringe on their Second Amendment rights.[31]
City ordinances and New York's state laws also require medical facilities to notify the police within a specified period of time after admitting anyone with gunshot wounds. Hospitals or clinics that fail to comply with this requirement face fines and other penalties.
Rifles and shotguns, antique handguns[edit]
Prior to January 15, 2013, rifles deemed assault-style did not have to be registered in any jurisdiction within New York except for NYC.[7][8] Since enactment of the NY SAFE Act, all grandfathered operable assault-style rifles purchased prior to January 15, 2013 must now be registered. The deadline to register these weapons was on or before January 14, 2014. NYC requires registration and has additional restrictions such as they cannot take a detachable magazine having a capacity greater than five rounds.[32] Laws pertaining to the handling of rifles are in sharp contrast to those of handguns. For example, licensed carry of a handgun on one's person allows the handgun to be fully loaded, including within an automobile, while visiting a place of business or while crossing a public road while hunting. A rifle or shotgun cannot be kept loaded in any of the above circumstances except for a self-defense emergency.[33] Antiques and replica handguns must be registered to be legally loaded and fired.[34]
Non-resident travel throughout the state[edit]
State law provides restricted exceptions for interstate transportation of firearms by non-residents. Non-residents may transport any lawful firearm through the state to any place outside of it where an individual may lawfully possess and carry such firearm.
The firearm must be unloaded while in transit within the state. The firearm and any ammunition for it must not be easily accessible by anyone in the vehicle's driver or passenger area. For example, the gun and ammunition must be kept in the storage area of the vehicle, such as a car's "trunk." In vehicles without a storage area separate from the driver or passenger compartment, the firearm or ammunition shall be contained in a locked container other than the glove compartment or console."[35] You may also transport a firearm for target competition purposes, "by a person who is a member or coach of an accredited college or university target pistol team" and "while attending or traveling to or from, an organized competitive pistol match or league competition under auspices of, or approved by, the National Rifle Association and in which he is a competitor, within 48 hours of such event or by a person who is a non-resident of the state while attending or traveling to or from an organized match sanctioned by the International Handgun Metallic Silhouette Association and in which he is a competitor, within 48 hours of such event."[36]
Federal protections[edit]
The state of New York is of particular concern to interstate motorists who travel with firearms because it separates all six New England states from the rest of the United States. This means that under the Firearm Owners Protection Act (FOPA), all people traveling through the state with firearms are protected by federal law, however they must have their firearms unloaded and locked in a hard case where they are not readily accessible (e.g. in the trunk of a vehicle).[37]
Even with federal protections for those who properly secure their firearms and ammunition while transiting through New York, some police agencies in New York (notably the New York State Police and the New York Police Department) do not recognize the federal Firearm Owners Protection Act, and may still detain or arrest travelers, and place such travelers in a situation where they have to reference FOPA as an affirmative defense to criminal charges in court proceedings.
Miscellaneous laws[edit]
Gun shows: New York requires anyone who buys a gun at a gun show to pass a background check.[7][8]
Youth and firearms: Youths between ages 14 and 21 may shoot a handgun at a range only if they are under the supervision of a military officer or licensed professional, have not been convicted of a felony, and do not seem to be a danger to themselves or others.[38]
State assault weapons ban: New York's ban is one of the most restrictive in the country.
Cross registration of handguns: Some counties limit who can register a handgun on their license, with some allowing cross registration of a handgun from any other licensee, to licensed family members only, to no handgun can be cross registered. State law does not address this issue. Sharing use of a handgun not listed on your license is only allowed at a certified range with the licensed handgun owner present.[39]
Examples of local laws: NYC, for example, limits the color of all guns and bans all BB guns, paintball guns and pellet guns.[32] Yonkers requires a handgun license before one may ask for a license to own a BB or pellet handgun.[citation needed]
Renewal fees: There are periodic renewal fees, including on restricted carry licenses, like NYC's $340 for a three-year license.[40] Nassau, Suffolk, Westchester and several other suburban counties allow a "to and from the range only" form of concealed carry. However this restriction carries no weight of law and penalties for violating such are administrative in nature and not criminal. "A State cannot impose a license, tax, or fee on a Constitutionally protected Right," see, Murdock v. Penn 319 US 105 (1942); Further, "The SCOTUS has held that licensing and registration of any Constitutional Right is itself unconstitutional," 321 US 573 (1944) (emphasis added for clarification). The Right to self-defense is a "central component" of the 2d Amendment, see, McDonald v. City of Chicago (SC 2010). The Right to "keep and bear arms" is both a "fundamental" and "individual right" and no State may abrogate these rights nor infringe upon them. California v. Ramos, 463US 992, 1014, 103 SCt 3446, 77 Led 2d 1171 (1983) supra., "State Law cannot reduce...a State cannot restrict the Right guaranteed in 'full incorporation' and the Bill of Rights is binding on Government." McDonald, supra.
Periodic renewal of licenses: Most counties in the state issue "lifetime" licenses. Elsewhere than in the City of New York and the counties of Nassau, Suffolk and Westchester, any license to carry or possess a pistol or revolver shall be in force and effect until revoked.[7][8][41] Renewable licenses vary in cost and last from the 3-year New York City license to five years in the other counties, with New York City's license costing $340 every three years[40] and by contrast, a renewal charge of $10.00 in Suffolk County every 5 years.
NY SAFE Act[edit]
Main article: NY SAFE Act
In the wake of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting and the 2012 Webster, New York shooting, New York became the first U.S. state to enact stricter gun control laws when it passed the NY SAFE Act on January 15, 2013. New measures included the redefining of what is considered an assault weapon, assault weapon registration, prohibition of sales of assault weapons, the prevention of selling or passing on registered assault weapons to friends or family, reducing the maximum allowed magazine capacity from ten rounds to seven rounds, (however part of the SAFE act was redacted in court to allow loading 10 rounds into your magazine) background checks on almost all gun sales including private sales, background checks on all ammunition sales (has yet to go into effect), additional requirements for reporting of persons with mental health issues, and increased penalties for certain gun crimes.[10][42] The SAFE Act also includes provisions allowing law enforcement to pre-emptively seize a person's firearms without a warrant or court order if they have probable cause that the person in question may be mentally unstable or intends to use the weapons to commit a crime.[citation needed]
See also[edit]
Law of New York
NY SAFE Act
Sullivan Act
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^ Jump up to: a b "NYPD - Firearms Licenses". Retrieved 10 July 2016.
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Geordie Shore Series 12
Country of origin
United Kingdom
No. of episodes
8
Release
Original network
MTV
Original release
15 March – 3 May 2016
Season chronology
← Previous
Series 11
Next →
Big Birthday Battle
The twelfth series of Geordie Shore, a British television programme based in Newcastle upon Tyne was confirmed on 23 May 2015 when it was confirmed that MTV had renewed the series for a further three series taking it up to the thirteenth series.[1] The series was filmed in October and November 2015 and began airing on 15 March 2016.[2] This was the first series not to include Kyle Christie since he made his exit during the previous series, and was the first to feature new cast members Chantelle Connelly and Marty McKenna, who had previously appeared during the third series of Ex on the Beach.[3]
Contents
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1 Cast
1.1 Duration of cast
1.2 Notes
2 Episodes
3 Ratings
4 References
Cast[edit]
Aaron Chalmers
Chantelle Connelly
Charlotte-Letitia Crosby
Chloe Ferry
Gary Beadle
Holly Hagan
Marnie Simpson
Marty McKenna
Nathan Henry
Scott Timlin
Duration of cast[edit]
Cast members
Series 12
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5
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8
Aaron
Chantelle
Charlotte
Chloe
Gaz
Holly
Marnie
Marty
Nathan
Scott
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Key: = "Cast member" is featured in this episode.
Key: = "Cast member" arrives in the house.
Key: = "Cast member" voluntarily leaves the house.
Key: = "Cast member" leaves and returns to the house in the same episode.
Key: = "Cast member" is removed from the house.
Key: = "Cast member" returns to the house.
Key: = "Cast member" features in this episode, but is outside of the house.
Key: = "Cast member" leaves the series.
Key: = "Cast member" returns to the series.
Key: = "Cast member" does not feature in this episode.
Key: = "Cast member" is not officially a cast member in this episode.
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See also: List of Geordie Shore episodes
No. in
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UK viewers[4]
89
1 "Episode 1" 15 March 2016 (15 March 2016) 60 minutes 1,202,000
90
2 "Episode 2" 22 March 2016 (22 March 2016) 60 minutes 1,158,000
91
3 "Episode 3" 29 March 2016 (29 March 2016) 60 minutes 1,250,000
92
4 "Episode 4" 5 April 2016 (5 April 2016) 60 minutes 1,303,000
93
5 "Episode 5" 12 April 2016 (12 April 2016) 60 minutes 1,217,000
94
6 "Episode 6" 19 April 2016 (19 April 2016) 60 minutes 1,367,000
95
7 "Episode 7" 26 April 2016 (26 April 2016) 60 minutes 1,220,000
96
8 "Episode 8" 3 May 2016 (3 May 2016) 60 minutes 1,183,000
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Episode
Date
Official MTV rating[5]
MTV weekly rank[5]
Official MTV+1 rating[5]
Total MTV viewers
Episode 1
15 March 2016 1,172,000 1 30,000 1,202,000
Episode 2
22 March 2016 1,112,000 1 46,000 1,158,000
Episode 3
29 March 2016 1,209,000 1 41,000 1,250,000
Episode 4
5 April 2016 1,286,000 1 17,000 1,303,000
Episode 5
12 April 2016 1,173,000 1 44,000 1,217,000
Episode 6
19 April 2016 1,339,000 1 28,000 1,367,000
Episode 7
26 April 2016 1,201,000 1 19,000 1,220,000
Episode 8
3 May 2016 1,139,000 1 44,000 1,183,000
References[edit]
Jump up ^ Super User. "Geordie Shore series 11 release date". when-will.net. Retrieved 28 September 2015.
Jump up ^ http://metro.co.uk/2016/02/03/geordie-shore-season-12-gets-a-start-date-as-scott-timlin-promises-more-kick-offs-than-ever-before-5659861/
Jump up ^ http://www.reveal.co.uk/showbiz-celeb-gossip/news/a677949/ex-on-the-beachs-marty-mckenna-joins-geordie-shore-for-season-12.html
Jump up ^ "Top 10 Programmes". BARB. 2014-03-23. Retrieved 2014-04-04.
^ Jump up to: a b c "Top 10 Programmes". Broadcasters' Audience Research Board. Retrieved 30 April 2013.
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The TV show 1000 Ways to Die airs on the cable channel Spike. New episodes air on Monday nights at 10/9C, beginning on March 12, 2012, with the Season 4 premiere.[1]
Season
Episodes
Premiere date
Finale date
1 12 May 14, 2008 (2008-05-14) April 5, 2009 (2009-04-05)
2 12 December 6, 2009 (2009-12-06) February 24, 2010 (2010-02-24)
3 (2010) 42 August 3, 2010 (2010-08-03) February 29, 2012 (2012-02-29)
3 (2011) – – –
3 (2012) – – –
4 8 March 12, 2012 (2012-03-12) July 15, 2012 (2012-07-15)
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1 Season 1
1.1 Episode 1: Life Will Kill You
1.2 Episode 2: Hard Lives, Easy Deaths
1.3 Episode 3: Unforced Errors
1.4 Episode 4: Death Over Easy
1.5 Episode 5: Dead and Deader
1.6 Episode 6: Death Gets Busy
1.7 Episode 7: The Lighter Side of Death
1.8 Episode 8: The Good, The Bad, and the Dead
1.9 Episode 9: Death Be Not Stupid
1.10 Episode 10: Cure for the Common Death
1.11 Episode 11: Death: A User's Manual
1.12 Episode 12: I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)
1.13 Escaped Deaths
2 References
Season 1[edit]
The first two episodes of Season One served as the series' two-episode pilot. They were executive produced and narrated by series creator Thom Beers, and directed, co-written, and produced by Will Raee and co-written by Tom McMahon. Both episodes begin with the following disclaimer:
"The stories you are about to see are true and based on actual events. Names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"WARNING: The deaths portrayed in this show are real and extremely graphic."
The disclaimer then cuts to a scene of a city at night, followed by images of various manners of death, either from episodes or file footages, while the voice-over reads the monologue, which appears in "comic-book" style (comic font inside yellow boxes, as in a comic book):
"The human body is remarkably resilient..."
(Note: in the following sentence, only the ALL CAPPED words are illustrated in large, red "Sin City"/"comic" font; the rest are only heard) "Every day we fight a new WAR against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, CATASTROPHE and Calamity."
"The fact that we survive at all is a miracle..."
"Because, every day we live..."
"We face 1000 WAYS TO DIE."
The first story begins with the opening screenshot drawn as a comic, which fades to the live action. The narrator gives an account of the story as it unfolds, describing the circumstances leading up to the death and details of the death itself. The story is interspersed with expert testimony from physicians and scientists about the science of the death (what happens to the body, etc.). The story ends with another comic screenshot, over which the "Way to Die # " and the nickname for the death is typed over the image in black and red "True Crimes"/"Sin City"/"comic" font.
Episode 1: Life Will Kill You[edit]
Originally aired May 14, 2008.
Death #
"Event" Name
Circumstances of Death
208 Semi-cide A man is run over and cut in half by an 18-wheeler while working under his car in a parking lot. His upper body and legs are accidentally sent to separate hospitals, making the medical crew lose some time. The man dies of pain and exsanguination.
422 Constriction Accident A construction worker who comes to work drunk arrives with a hangover. He accidentally activates the dumping mechanism and buries the fellow worker under three tons of sand, killing him via crush asphyxia.
92 Fang Banged A drunk man is shot at by his equally drunk brother. When he ducks, he falls onto a rattlesnake, which bites him near his heart, and he dies from the venom.
832 Lesbocution After being involved in a series of bad relationships, a woman decides to 'become' a lesbian. While going home to have sex with a female friend to celebrate her coming out, the woman takes off her high heels and steps barefoot into a puddle with a live wire in it and is electrocuted.
125 Love Bugged A reclusive French amateur entomologist and herpetologist is bitten by his black widow spider in a misguided attempt to build an immunity to its venom. Electing to ride out the symptoms of his latrodectism, he suffers a fatal heart attack, knocking over his reptile tanks as he collapses. The released animals then feed on his corpse for two weeks before it is found by police.
640 Tumble Die A repairman is accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer and dies of being battered around and excess heat within minutes causing hyperthermia.
Episode 2: Hard Lives, Easy Deaths[edit]
Originally aired May 21, 2008. Note: This is the first episode not to feature the death of a female.
Death #
"Event" Name
Circumstances of Death
293 Freeze Died A man working at a mafia-owned South Philadelphia meat packing company is deliberately locked in a walk-in freezer out of revenge for stealing cuts of meat and getting his employer's 17-year-old granddaughter pregnant, dying of hypothermia.
713 Dive Bombed A group of friends fly themselves home from Cabo San Lucas in a private plane shortly after going scuba diving. At 12,000 ft, they all suffer from decompression sickness and crash, causing the plane to explode and kill everyone aboard.
91 De-Coffinated A land dispute between two brothers in Haiti ends with one brother asking a witch doctor to poison the other with tetrodotoxin, causing paralysis. Believed to be dead, the poisoned brother is buried alive, and his corpse is later found by grave robbers, having succumbed to suffocation. Shortly before the brother's death, he tried to claw his way out with his fingers, wearing them down to the bone.
606 Wet Dream A man who wants to live like a fish constructs a fish suit out of waterbed material and attempts to use it. The suit is so constricting, however, that he cannot get into the water fast enough, and he dies from heat exhaustion.
112 Fur Burger In the 2nd century, one method of execution was wrapping the victim in freshly killed animal skins, tying him to a tree, and leaving him to be eaten alive by whatever carnivores happened to be in the area (a flock of vultures in this case).
Shot months after the pilot, the remaining episodes of the first season were executive produced by Thom Beers who also created the series. Season One was written and directed by Tom McMahon. The third episode also debuted a new narrator, actor Ron Perlman, instead of Beers, who previously narrated the pilot episodes.
The episodes in the rest of Season One, while maintaining the "tongue-in-cheek" story-telling aspect of the first two shows, vary in formatting compared to the pilot. The "comic-book" styling is completely gone, as are the trivia bits between segments. Each episode opens with a voice-over by the narrator giving brief summaries of upcoming deaths, accompanied by clips. This fades to a more ominous version of the previous disclaimer: white wording on black background, while a deeper, echoing voice-over reads:
"WARNING: The deaths portrayed in this show are real and extremely graphic."
"Names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted."
"YOU WILL DIE!" (the word "DIE" reverberates ominously).
The disclaimer then cuts to animation depicting human figures encountering various deaths, while the voice-over reads (Note: only the ALL CAPPED words are illustrated):
"Death...is everywhere. Most of us try to avoid it, others can't get out of its way. Every day we fight a new war against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, and CATASTROPHE."
"There's a lot of ways to wind up dead. The fact that we survive at all is a miracle, because every day we live, we face.... 1000 WAYS TO DIE."
This introduction cuts to a screenshot of the "victim", framed by gray grainy film art, and information appears as being typed out onto screen: "DATE" and "LOCATION". The stories are played out as in the "Pilot Season", but end as they began, with a different screenshot of the "victim" (this time, they are usually dead), again framed in grainy film art, over which the "Way to Die # " and the nickname for the death typed over the image in yellow and red text in the "True Crimes"/"Sin City"/"comic" font. Two stories are shown in this manner, then an outro to the commercial says, "Coming up:" followed by brief, clever descriptions of upcoming deaths. This is usually repeated twice. After the last commercial break, the real-life story is shown, followed immediately by the end credits, which appear as white spray-painted bold letters on a grainy film background, backed by heavy metal music.
Episode 3: Unforced Errors[edit]
Originally aired February 8, 2009.
Death #
"Event" Name
Date of Death
Location
Circumstances of Death
64 Habeas Corpse May 1, 1998 Law Office
Los Angeles, CA Trying to impress a new female workmate, a lawyer runs head-on into a window on the fourteenth floor of his office to prove it unbreakable, a stunt he had done multiple times without any injury. Unfortunately, on his second attempt, the window gives way and he falls to his death.
(This death was based off the death of Garry Hoy.)
288 Chippin' Dale August 11, 2003 Sonoran Desert
Yuma, AZ While two men are shredding tree branches in a woodchipper, one of the branches jams the woodchipper. Anxious to go home, one man foolishly tries to unjam the woodchipper with his foot, but his foot gets stuck in the machine and his entire body is quickly shredded to pieces.
226 Gasketballed November 21, 1993 Ball State College
Kenosha, WI A young couple in college climbs into a giant helium-filled basketball. Although they enjoy it at first, they begin to find it difficult to breathe in it after a while. Realizing that they need to get out, they try to, but cannot because they are unable to find the zipper to open it. They eventually suffocate to death due to the lack of oxygen.
199 Me So Hornet September 27, 1992 Boone Residence
Lubbock, TX A man doing lawn work is confronted by his wife for sex and agrees, but she says he has to get rid of a hornet's nest first. After failing to get it down with a rake, he gets a paintball gun and shoots the hornets' nest, knocking it to the ground. The hornets attack him and he dies from anaphylactic shock due to an unknown allergy to hornet venom.
952 Dumbrella January 13, 2007 Wood's Carnival
Barnegat, NJ A sword swallower trying to perform despite dwindling audiences and an unstable economy takes a bet to swallow an umbrella. However, the release button is accidentally hit in the process and the umbrella is lodged in his esophagus. This closes off his trachea and causes internal bleeding and choking, killing him.
674 Killdo January 31, 2004 Jennifer's Pad
Roanoke, VA While eyeing a handsome grocery store clerk, a woman gets the idea to use a peeled carrot as a dildo during her nightly masturbation session. While using the carrot during her session, a rough cut slices her vaginal wall, letting air into her circulatory system. An air bubble travels to her heart, blocking blood flow, and the woman dies from an air embolism.
Episode 4: Death Over Easy[edit]
Originally aired February 8, 2009.
Title reference: A play on the saying "eggs over easy".
Death #
"Event" Name
Date of Death
Location
Circumstances of Death
316 Butt F***ed December 21, 1978 Mercy Care
Mobile, Alabama A man falls asleep while smoking and sets himself on fire. He is rescued, taken to the hospital, and wrapped from head to toe in bandages soaked in burn medicine to treat his 3rd-degree burns. After 3 weeks in the hospital without a cigarette, he bribes a nurse to let him outside for a few minutes. He smuggles a cigarette out and lights up, but the ashes from the cigarette ignite his bandages. As he struggles to put the fire out, his wheelchair rolls down the ramp, and at the bottom, his oxygen tank explodes causing 4th degree burning.
818 Frightmare June 15, 1995 Alexi's Apartment
Fargo, ND A woman suffers from SUNDS (Sudden Unexpected Nocturnal Death Syndrome), and dies in her sleep from cardiac arrhythmia, brought on by an intense nightmare about a demonic dwarf strangling her that she could not wake up from.
97 Oprah Winfried November 12, 1986 Folsom Prison
Folsom, CA An obnoxious former death row inmate whose sentence was commuted to life without parole (much to the disgust of his lawyer) is watching The Oprah Winfrey Show on his metallic prison toilet and is electrocuted when he grabs an exposed portion of the power cord in an attempt to fix his TV reception.
412 Em-Bear-Assed April 16, 2001 Mojave Desert
Palmdale, CA A man under the influence of magic mushrooms comes across a group of furries in animal costumes engaged in sexual encounters around a campfire in the desert and attempts to join in, but is rejected. He mistakes a nearby mother brown bear for one of the participants, and not realizing it is real until too late, he is then mauled to death.
625 Midnight Choker December 18, 2006 Jack's Bar
Gary, IN A biker impresses fellow bar patrons by swallowing a billiard ball (the 8-ball in particular) and then bringing it back up. He tries to repeat the trick with a cue ball, but the larger-diameter size of the ball prevents him from pushing the ball back up his throat, and he asphyxiates.
269 Window Pained August 22, 1998 Su Su's House
Atlanta, GA A peeping tom spies on a woman dancing around her house in lingerie. He partially enters a window to get a better look, but is spotted and accidentally hits the window support. The window breaks his neck between the C2 and C3 vertebrae, killing him.
(This has the first instance of an interviewee being kept in shadow for criminal protection, in the case of a voyeur named "Nick".)
Episode 5: Dead and Deader[edit]
Originally aired February 15, 2009. Note: This is the second episode not to feature the death of a female.
Title reference: Spoofs the 1994 movie title Dumb and Dumber.
Death #
"Event" Name
Date of Death
Location
Circumstances of Death
504 Wel-dead March 13, 2005 House of Steel
Long Beach, CA An adrenaline addict working at a metal shop connects a welder to his ear piercings to administer an electric shock and adrenaline rush. He turns the voltage on the welder to the maximum setting, and the electricity disrupts his natural electrical rhythms, causing cardiac arrest.
230 Trailer Thrashed May 1, 1979 Roger's RV Park
Aberdeen, SD A newly married man attempts to unclog his new RV's toilet with bleach since other attempts to unclog it are unsuccessful. The bleach reacts with the sewage to form chlorine gas, which suffocates him to death.
171 Nite Capped December 31, 2003 Echo Park
Los Angeles, CA A group of revelers celebrate New Year's Eve by shooting a stray bullet into the air. Unfortunately, the bullet comes back down and hits a man in the shoulder several miles away. The bullet goes through his shoulder and pierces his heart, killing him.
385 Liquor'd September 19, 1983 Dunkeler's Home
Sparta, KY An alcoholic recovering from throat surgery asks his wife to give him an enema consisting of sherry. The alcohol bypasses his digestive tract and is absorbed directly into his bloodstream unfiltered by the liver, causing alcohol poisoning and he later dies.
197 Dead Eye May 15, 1993 Milhouse High
Glendale, CA A high school physical education teacher demonstrates the javelin and makes an impressive throw. Running to retrieve the javelin, he turns around and yells to the class, only to impale himself through the eye on the javelin when he turns back around, driving it into his brain.
319 Domin-a-Dead February 27, 2006 The Kitty Patch
Tonopah, NV A 32-year-old virgin looking to have sex with a hooker is chosen by a dominatrix, who makes him wear a latex suit and a ball gag as she is punishing him. The man soon has an allergic reaction to the latex suit (which he was unaware he had), and ends up dying because he is chained to a bed post and his cries of distress were muffled by the ball gag and the dominatrix thought he was groaning from pleasure, not pain.
Episode 6: Death Gets Busy[edit]
Originally aired February 22, 2009.
Death #
"Event" Name
Date of Death
Location
Circumstances of Death
610 Deep Died October 26, 1999 Tool & Die Works
Akron, OH A metal shop worker with serious anger issues is fired after his boss and co-workers grow tired of the man's outbursts. When he returns to work to get revenge on his boss, the latter shoves the former in self-defense into a vat of hydrochloric acid, which melts away at the former employee's flesh and internal organs.
892 Gorgeous Gorge May 2, 2004 Beechwood Hotel
New York, NY A supermodel who uses bulimia to keep herself thin orders everything on the room service hotel menu and stuffs her face with food. When she goes to the bathroom to throw up, her stomach ruptures from eating too much food intake and she dies.
347 Re-Tired June 4, 2005 Ted's Tire Service
Bakersfield, CA A porn addict reads a dirty magazine while inflating a truck tire. Distracted by the magazine, the man forgets to check on the tire. After a while, the tire and rim explode from over-inflation, lodging pieces of shrapnel from the rim into his brain and killing him.
652 Botoxicated August 16, 1998 Debbie's House
Carbondale, IL A woman desperate to get rid of her wrinkles hires an inexperienced doctor to administer Botox in her home. The man unknowingly injects pure botulinum toxin into her face, resulting in intense pain and paralysis. While lying in a hot tub trying to relax, the woman's entire body becomes paralyzed and she slips underwater to the bottom of the hot tub and drowns.
498 Choke-A-Lot March 27, 1975 Homefood Cafe
Peachtree City, GA Two dim-witted kitchen aides play by throwing cocoa powder at each other in a confined room. The powder impairs the alveoli in their lungs and they are asphyxiated to death.
629 Sex Ray March 12, 2001 St Jude's Hospital
Jackson, MI A man is having an x-ray of his head taken when the doctor and nurse begin having sex in the control room. They accidentally hit the exposure button repeatedly while having sex, eventually giving the patient a lethal dose of radiation, which fries his brain.
Episode 7: The Lighter Side of Death[edit]
Originally aired March 1, 2009.
Death #
"Event" Name
Date of Death
Location
Circumstances of Death
314 Dung For October 25, 1986 Lucky Days Ranch
Aberdeen, TX A farmhand on the run from his boss for hitting on the farmer's daughter hides in a manure truck. A load of manure is dumped on the farmhand, suffocating and crushing him.
622 Brain Worms December 21, 1978 (Note: This is the second death on this date) General Hospital
San Francisco, CA A couple eat live snails and ingest Angiostrongylus cantonensis, parasites that travel through their bloodstreams to their brains, where they feed on their brain matter until the couple dies, with the man revealing to his girlfriend that he's a closet homosexual just before the two die.
401 Abracadaver November 12, 1995 Shyrock Theater
Flint, MI A second-rate magician attempts to perform the famed "bullet catch trick". He taps the pistol (loaded with blanks) with his wand, not noticing that a piece of it has broken off and fallen into the barrel. When his ex-girlfriend assistant fires the blank in his direction for the illusion, the piece is propelled into his neck, severing his jugular vein, and he bleeds to death.
429 Weed Whacked February 8, 2002 Diablo Desert
Fort Wayne, IN Two stoners run out of marijuana, so they look for other things to light up. They unwittingly decide on North America's most toxic plant, poison sumac, and are killed from flash pulmonary edema caused by its irritating urushiol fumes.
221 Rebel Without A Pulse July 4, 1867 Stonetop Canyon
Anniston, GA Soon after the American Civil War, a Confederate deserter is ordered to be executed via firing squad. All of the shooters fire and miss the soldier. However, the intense fear of being shot causes the soldier to die from a heart attack.
510 Kill Basa August 16, 1996 The Brig Disco
New Orleans, LA A man who wants to impress women with a "large package" uses surgical tubing to tie a 12-inch kielbasa sausage to his upper thigh. However, he ties the sausage so tight that it cuts off his circulation. The blood in his clogged artery forms into a clot over the next several hours, eventually causing him to die of a pulmonary embolism at a night club when it dislodges from the artery and reaches his heart.
Episode 8: The Good, The Bad, and the Dead[edit]
Originally aired March 8, 2009.
Title reference: A spoof of the 1966 movie title The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Death #
"Event" Name
Date of Death
Location
Circumstances of Death
770 Face Offed December 21, 2007 The Excalibur Paradise, Nevada A Las Vegas showgirl shaves her legs with a rusty razor blade. When she accidentally cuts herself, she contracts a Group A streptococcal infection, which develops into necrotizing fasciitis ("flesh-eating" bacteria). The bacteria in her blood stream breaks through a pimple on her face and starts eating away at her face. She eventually dies from sepsis.
47 Re-Coiled May 28, 1994 Jake's Domain
Tres Piedras, NM A survivalist living alone in the wilderness is going to the bathroom, during which time a snake coils itself around his rifle. When he goes to pick the rifle up afterwards, the startled snake pulls the gun's trigger, shooting the man in the chest and killing him.
301 Sucked Offed February 3, 2000 Buffalo Lake
Amarillo, TX An escaped female convict hides from police for forty-five minutes in a 55 °F (13 °C) lake full of leeches. When she comes out of the water, she is too weak to move from hypothermia and blood loss, and dies of exposure.
312 Re-Formed March 24, 1989 Acme Shipping
Pico, CA A thief hides in a dumpster, which is then emptied into a garbage truck. When more garbage is emptied on top of him, the thief is trapped and the load of garbage is compacted, crushing him.
963 Fin-ished July 17, 2004 Lake Havasu
Lake Havasu City, AZ A woman catches a fish for the first time. As she pulls it from the water, it flies through the air and lodges in her throat. The design of the fish's scales prevents her from pulling it out, and she chokes to death.
553 Butt Plugged November 9, 2002 Imperial Highway
El Segundo, CA A newly released convict driving drunk with a hooker in the front seat shoves a can of pepper spray into his rectum to avoid detection by a police officer who pulls him over. When the officer shoves the con against the truck for talking back to him, the can is activated, soaking the con's rectum with the spray and fatally eating it away.
Episode 9: Death Be Not Stupid[edit]
Originally aired March 15, 2009.
Title reference: A spoof of the poem Death Be Not Proud by John Donne.
Death #
"Event" Name
Date of Death
Location
Circumstances of Death
502 Gas-hole May 19, 2002 Glacier National Park
West Glacier, MT A wanted drug dealer hides out in the wilderness. Wanting to get drunk but having no booze (and not willing to get caught by authorities by setting foot in a bar or liquor store), he siphons the gasoline from his motorcycle, thinking he can drink it because it contains ethanol. However, he is unable to keep it down, and when he vomits it back up onto his campfire, he is engulfed in flames.
1 Ichiboned November 21, 1987 Tanaka Residence
Tokyo, Japan A young, shy Japanese couple that has been married for seven years are too repressed to even consummate their marriage by making love. One day, after a bottle of plum wine, they try again, and this time succeed. Their hearts are not physically ready for such a shock, however, and they both die from cardiac arrest after achieving simultaneous orgasms.
518 Jake N' Baked December 15, 1990 H.A. Metal Works
Long Beach, CA A narcoleptic metal worker falls asleep in a curing oven. When a friend/co-worker locks him in and turns the oven on to 600 °F for 12 hours, not knowing the man is in the oven, he is burned alive.
734 Die It June 12, 2003 Darlene's House
Evanston, IL A woman who is desperate to lose weight swallows tapeworm larvae. They eat everything she does, and eventually breed, spread throughout her body, and start eating her internal organs, killing her.
499 Pained Gun September 20, 2006 Simi Valley, CA A pair of high-school boys film themselves doing drive-bys on people with a paintball gun as part of a hare-brained plot to become viral video stars on YouTube. When the gun malfunctions, it shoots the CO2 canister at 200 mph into the larynx of his friend, which breaks his neck and kills him. (This features the youngest person to have been killed in the whole series. )
283 Deathliest Catch July 17, 2000 Laguna del Perro
Willard, NM An easily agitated electrician tries his hand at fishing to calm his nerves, but is frustrated by not being able to make a catch. He strings a 12,000 volt electrical wire into the lake to kill the fish, but accidentally steps barefoot off the wooden boat seat onto the metal of the boat floor, electrocuting himself.
Episode 10: Cure for the Common Death[edit]
Originally aired March 22, 2009.
Title reference: Play-on words to the saying "Cure for the Common Cold".
Death #
"Event" Name
Date of Death
Location
Circumstances of Death
77 Red, White and Blew July 4, 1983 Happy's Trailer Park
Lawrence, KS A group of rednecks attempt to celebrate the Fourth of July by launching a firework from a homemade launcher. When it fails to work, one of them looks down the barrel of the launcher and the firework explodes in his face, shattering his skull into his brain. (Note: this clip features a Wilhelm scream)
756 Bank Ruptured December 21, 1978 (Note: this is the third death on this date) Chateau Cousteau
Bordeaux, France A man with the eating disorder pica syndrome manages to fill his stomach with metal objects, which eventually cut the surrounding veins and arteries, filling his stomach with blood. His stomach soon bursts and spills blood and undigested metal objects into his abdomen.
66 Guitar Zeros July 23, 2005 Beijing, China Two Chinese heavy metal music lovers spend their nights doing air guitar and listening to loud music while jumping back and forth on their beds. On this particular occasion, one of the men slips off the bed next to the window and falls six stories to his death. His friend, not willing to live life without him, gives one last "warrior yell", then follows suit and jumps out after him. (This is the first episode in season one to feature an accidental death, followed by a suicide).
196 Radium Girls January 5, 1920 U.S. Radium Corp.
Orange, NJ In the 1920s, a group of women who work at a factory that uses paint containing radium to create fluorescent watch faces notice that the paint also glows when applied to their skin. They eventually expose themselves to huge amounts of radiation after repeated applications (mostly using the radioactive paint as glow-in-the-dark body paint for their lovers during sex). While most of them died from bone cancer, the survivors filed one of the first successful workers' rights lawsuits against the company and won, leading to increased safety standards in American workplaces.
638 Oz Holed August 18, 2001 Bonelli Park
San Dimas, CA Two teenagers obsessed with rock legend Ozzy Osbourne snort fire ants in celebration of Ozzfest, believing an urban legend that Osbourne had supposedly done the same with fellow rocker Nikki Sixx. The ants immediately latch onto their nasal passages and trachea and proceed to bite and sting them repeatedly, causing swelling and eventual suffocation. (This features the first, and only, time one of the interviewees actually makes an appearance in the segment itself, with animal trainer Jules Sylvester coming out and chastising the two dead teenagers about what led to their death.)
710 Tanked Girl December 21, 1978 (Note: this is the fourth death on this date) Decompression Chamber
St. Augustine, FL A female scuba diver waits in a decompression chamber after making an emergency swim back to the surface. A maintenance worker, not knowing the diver is in the room, releases the pressure of the room, causing her body to instantly explode.
Episode 11: Death: A User's Manual[edit]
Originally aired March 29, 2009.
Death #
"Event" Name
Date of Death
Location
Circumstances of Death
117 Gut Busted February 20, 1998 Bucket-O-Wings
Naperville, NV An obese man starts belching constantly while on a date due to numerous peptic ulcers in the lining of his stomach rupturing. Thinking the belching is simply due to gas, he asks his date to punch him in the stomach to help stop it. Instead, the impact causes his stomach to burst, leaking acid into his abdomen and killing him.
417 DestRoid October 24, 2003 Gould's Gym
Seattle, WA A body builder who uses anabolic steroids and human growth hormones on a daily basis dies of a heart attack due to cardiomyopathy caused by the steroids.
78 Text Dead August 19, 2005 Rigfield Plaza
Irvine, CA A man is texting his girlfriend while driving, asking about where she should be picked up. Unaware that the two's paths are about to meet, the man accidentally runs over his girlfriend in his pickup truck when she unknowingly steps out in front of it.
210 Pissed Off July 3, 1992 Cross River Links
Monrovia, CA An Irishman on a golf course in the United States is recovering his ball from the rough when a rat runs up his pant leg, scratches his leg, and urinates on him. The urine seeps into the scratch, causing leptospirosis, which kills him a week later.
222 Car Jacked June 5, 2004 Manatee, FL A car thief attempts to steal a muscle car by descending from the garage ceiling by a rope. His leg becomes tangled in the rope, leaving him suspended upside down. Unable to free himself, the thief eventually dies from rising blood pressure and multiple strokes caused by the venous hemorrhaging in his skull after 48 hours.
201 Blown Job August 11, 2007 Miami, OH A disgruntled, alcoholic clown, who ironically was coulrophobic as a child, drives to a birthday party for his next job. When he stops short in front of the party, a canister of CO2 rolls up against his seat, inflating a giant balloon while he is still in the car. He is too drunk to sense the danger until it is too late, and the balloon presses him against the windshield and he suffocates.
Episode 12: I See Dead People (And They're Cracking Me Up)[edit]
Originally aired April 5, 2009. Note: This is the third episode not to feature the death of a female.
Title reference: Popular quote from the 1999 movie The Sixth Sense.
Death #
"Event" Name
Date of Death
Location
Circumstances of Death
447 Water Logged August 12, 2007 The Reservoir
New River, AZ A college student jumps from a cliff into a lake and hits the water at such an angle and speed that water rushes into his rectum, rupturing his large intestine. He passes out from massive internal bleeding and pain before drowning.
302 Funny Boned January 19, 1997 Lindsey's Pub
Mesa, AZ An easily amused man dies of cardiac arrest after laughing for 36 hours straight over an unknown (and unmentioned) punchline to a joke.
72 Bowed Out November 21, 1995 Owanda Steel Corp.
Kobe, Japan A nervous Japanese man and his future boss bow to each other. They accidentally bump heads, which causes an unknown aneurysm inside the would-be employee's brain to rupture, and he dies.
277 You're So Vein July 5, 2007 Statesvillee Prison
Albuquerque, NM An inmate being executed by lethal injection initially does not react to the chemicals that were injected, because the strap restraining his arm is acting as a tourniquet. When his restraints are undone, he confronts the witnesses and angrily tosses a chair and breaks the window, scaring the witnesses away. But before he can do any more harm, the poison takes effect and spreads through his body, finally killing him.
85 Doggie Style April 2, 2001 La Paz Liquor Store
Jasper, TN A drunk shoplifter flees a convenience store with just a hot dog. He shoves it down his throat and chokes to death on it.
403 Heart On October 19, 2005 Hillendale Ranch
Tooele County, UT A mentally unstable man attaches jumper cables to a cow heart he bought from a slaughterhouse and tries to use it as a sex toy. At first, he attaches the cow heart to a car battery, but when it is not enough for him, he hooks it up to a 110-volt wall socket and is electrocuted.
Escaped Deaths[edit]
This season featured a list of segments in which the survivors tell the tale of how they evaded death.
Episode
Date of Story
Location
Survivors
Speedway Kills February 11, 1990[2][3] Daytona Speedway
Daytona Beach, FL Paramedic Mike Staley
Para-Shot October 9, 2005[4] Siloam Springs, AR Parachute Jumper Shayna Richardson
MotorcyKilled July 12, 1998 Lake El Mirage
San Bernardino, CA Motorcycle Racer Ron Cook
Hell-i-C**kter April 11, 1989 Milwaukee, WI Helicopter Pilot Benjamin Moore
Hawaiian Death January 25, 1993 Oahu, HI Tourist Hugh Alexander
Car Blown August 12, 2000 Spanaway Speedway
Tacoma, WA Stock Car Racer Mike Easley
Boat offed February 24, 1985 Firebird Raceway
Firebird Lake, AZ Drag Boat Racer Sunny Moon
Gulf Up February 20, 1991 USS Roosevelt
Persian Gulf Aviation Boatswain Mate J.D. Bridges
Plane Crashed November 23, 1996 Comoros, Indian Ocean Plane Crash Survivors
Sky-die-ver April 23, 2003 Skydive DeLand
DeLand, FL Skydiver Chris Colwell
D**k Sucked May 5, 2005 Mexico City, Mexico Producer/Actor Sergio Mayer
I Flipped Offed <*> January 29, 2003 Punta Gorda, FL Snake Handler David Weathers
References[edit]
Jump up ^ "1000 Ways To Die | Explosions, Strange Deaths | Full Episodes". Spike. Retrieved 2012-08-17.
Jump up ^ "Paramedic (Mike Staley) Accident - 1990 Daytona ARCA 200". Atfreeforum.com. Retrieved 2014-02-22.
Jump up ^ "Cars Crash But Race Continues". Orlando Sentinel. 1994-10-02. Retrieved 2014-02-22.
Jump up ^ "Pregnant Skydiver Survives Parachute Malfunction". Fox News. 2005-12-13. Retrieved 2014-02-22.
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